mjalti:

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

jumex:

I don’t need a man but where is he

godpenis:

IM SCREAM ING

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

What the fuck

meathorse:

direct action

bustnuttington:

bustnuttington:

same energy

I forgot about this one too

leafiestleafking:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

this video cured my depression

My favorite Christmas song

sora-perse:

beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

therealsaintwest:

planeswalker-umbral-musings:

senor-cat:

priceofliberty:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

why are rich people like this lmao

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

Source

rich people have no idea what anything is worth

Banksy who

life-of-a-wilderness-explorer:

I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head

raciststoner:

tracy-grimshaw-warcriminal:

sometimes I just want to do an incredible amount of damage to public property